Back to school - first day, long day, so by 3pm I was already inclined to mild hysteria when this happened:
Child's question:"Why do we get less holidays in a private school? (we went back a day early) when it is for the smarter people and we pay money for it!!!
I was unable to speak. Fortunately, someone else put him right: we do actually get longer holidays. I was beyond explaining by that time.
PS Our school is NOT for 'the smarter people'!!